| His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening
and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished
since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the
wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle.
They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment. "Ah,
but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that
record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again,
they told him that wasn't that great. "Oh yeah?" said the commander
in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!" |
