While waiting for the presidential press conference to begin, the reporter approached a man standing alone in a corner.

"So," said the journalist, "have you heard the latest joke about dumbo President Bush?"

The man pinned him with a steely gaze, "Before you tell it, I should inform you that I am proud to work for the White House."

"Thanks for the warning," rejoined the reporter. "I'll tell it slowly and explain it for you then."