2005 - How many of you saw President Bush's address on television?
I was surprised -- apparently, the war in Iraq is going quite well.
President Bush wants a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.
Like he knows what a constitutional amendment is. What does he know?
Some sad news. Over the weekend President Bush's dog, Spot, passed away.
The family flew the dog back to Texas and he was buried at the ranch
- right next to 10,000 Al Gore ballots.
President Bush's approval rating is now down under 50 percent. So now
what he's going to have to do is let Saddam go so we can capture him
Kind of an awkward moment today at the White House. They were searching
around for President Bush's old military records and they found some
Al Gore ballots.
President Bush says that they cannot find his military records from
the '70s. But they sure have no problem finding pictures of John Kerry
with Jane Fonda from the '70s. He has that in his wallet!
Did you see the Daytona 500? President Bush was there but he left before
the race was finished - just like his National Guard duty.